Chapter 45 – Did y*u hurt y*urself on the stick?

“No, let her sleep some more,” Levi spoke resolutely.

However, the finality in his tone didn’t stop Noah from raising an objection, “Brother… it's nearly 12 o’clock, I'm pretty sure she is awake…”

Levi’s arms around Noah’s waist unconsciously tightened, “But what if she isn't and your message disturbs her nap?”

Noah… couldn’t argue with that. There was indeed a possibility of that happening... it’s just that the chance was so low!

Noah couldn’t help but eye his brother-in-law doubtfully. Was his brother-in-law really overprotective towards his future wife, or… did he perhaps not want her to join them?

Ha…ha… must-must be his imagination, right? He must be overthinking it!

…Right?

…

Oh! That’s right! When in doubt, ask Blackie!

“Blackie, do you think brother-in-law is avoiding sister?”

“No. What gave you that idea? Isn’t he just a worrywart? Remember how worried for your safety he was when the dolphins showed up even though he knew that the aquarium doesn’t have sharks?”

True. Alright, then he must be overthinking it.

After solving that dilemma, Noah’s mind moved onto the next topic on the agenda: “Alright, but we should at least have lunch. Or is it that you aren’t hungry?”

Levi’ nodded his head immediately, “Hungry. Very hungry.” Underneath his long eyelashes, his heated gaze eyed the delicacy sitting in his arms, and his mouth grew dry again.

“Any specific place you want to go, type of food you want to eat?” Noah, as usual, asked very considerately.

And Levi, as usual, only wanted to eat Noah, “…no.”

“Alright, then I’ll pick the place,” the delicacy in his arms attempted to get up, his round buttocks wiggling in his efforts to get off the float.

Feeling his baby’s soft behind rubbing itself on his shaft, a surge of electrifying pleasure shot up Levi’s spine. Before his brain could even process what just happened, the lively member below, which had been suppressed the entire morning, shot up to stab right between the two lovely globes.

Noah stiffened.

Levi’s neutral expression cracked.

He had survived through hours of eating his baby’s tofu and gotten away without his boners getting noticed! Yet now that the “dangerous” activities were over, when he had thought he was safe, at the very last moment possible, this pig teammate had to blow their cover!!!

The proud soldier Levi pushed into a corner by unfortunate circumstances, decided to stake it all on a gamble with a slim chance of success. Levi, very valiantly, rushed in to make a preemptive strike, “Are you alright? Did you hurt yourself on the stick?”

Hearing that concerned and completely 100% proper tone, Noah’s brain, which crashed a moment prior, went back online. There must indeed be a stick inside his brother’s pocket!

“N-n-n-no!” Embarrassed of his own inappropriate thoughts, Noah’s entire face flushed crimson with shame.

Why did the first thing that came to his mind…!

Gosh, how could he have possibly thought that his brother-in-law had gotten a boner?!? Since when had his mind turned so crooked?! How would that even be possible?! It’s not like his brother-in-law’s thing was a bomb that would go off with a single touch! (Blackie: ‘It’s not?’ 🤔)

And for the love of…! He, Noah, was clearly a male, and this brother-in-law was clearly dating his sister, a female! How conceited did he need to be to think himself capable of waking up a straight man’s lower regions?!?

Even with an otherworldly beauty of a worldborn, he had never managed to cause an accidental boner among his bros! (Blackie: ‘Actually, that’s because–’) Then how could he possibly cause one in this body with lower specs?! And to his brother-in-law of all people!

Blackie: ‘…on second thought, I’ll just stay out of this one…’

Noah slid off the unicorn into the water, and in the process, from the corner of his eye, managed to briefly catch Levi pulling something long and sticklike from his pocket.

Noah dunked his hot head that was about to start letting off steam into the water to cool off. He didn’t dare look straight at his brother-in-law.

Meanwhile, Levi was low-key sweating buckets. Did his darling buy it or not? He was pretty sure his baby saw him take out the selfie stick, but if that’s the case, why did his baby turn as pink as a cooked shrimp?!

No, what he should be worrying about right now wasn’t how to sweep this under the rug, but… but… How was he supposed to get his shaft to settle back down, if his darling looked so darn enticing!?! So flustered, so delectable. Flushed cheeks, long black eyelashes that clumped together due to the water, the shirt that clung tightly to his torso, revealing every single fatally attractive curve.

Wet lips that had turned red due to him gnawing on them in vexation. Those beautiful eyes widened in frustration and shame woke up every dark desire within Levi’s body.

To bully, to take, to possess, to mark as his own.

Levi got off the unicorn into the water. He then grabbed the unicorn by the neck as if to carry it back into the house, but actually used it to hide his lower body from view.

Right now, his tent was so sizable that even the water wasn’t enough to prevent himself from being found out. He tried to enter that Zen state he thought he had perfected during these few hours, but it wasn’t working at all.

His mind was too filled with the intoxicating sensation of his darling’s ass pressed down on top of his shaft. With only a thin fabric in between, he felt as if a single thrust would be enough to enter into that special tight little channel.

He vividly remembered the intense wave of pleasure that spread through his entire body at that moment.

It was ridiculous and illogical, yet, even though there was no contact of flesh, that current of pleasure was far more intense than when Levi had “handled it himself” this morning. A single, brief, unintentional caress of his darling seemed capable of evoking a reaction from him far more intense than his own careful handling. It was as if that what was being touched wasn’t just his body, but his very soul.

The awkwardness in the air grew until it nearly became thick enough to be cut with a knife. However, what ended up cutting through the heavy silence wasn't a knife, but a distant ringtone from the direction of the bungalow.

Noah grasped this lifesaving driftwood like a drowning man, and bolted towards the bungalow, “Ah, that’s mine! I’ll go answer it!”

Trey, the backdrop with a broken heart, naturally completely ignored Levi and followed his little employer to the house.

Levi, left only in the company of the unicorn and several dolphins that were eying it, let out a breath of relief.

He scanned the horizon. After confirming that there was no one watching, he slid his hand inside his trunks to handle the naughty thing inside. He had no time to waste. Had to quickly rub one out before his darling started to wonder what was taking him so long to come out of the water.

Hopefully, this one would give him a longer relief than the last one.

…Though it would seem that no matter what methods he used, be it rubbing one out beforehand or meditating, it would all be rendered useless by a single misplaced touch from his darling.

It was as if he, Levi, was a hormonal teenager. It was unscientific! Even when he had indeed been a hormonal teenager, he was not even close to being THIS horny!

His baby must indeed be a sinful little incubus. ❤ Hehe, once he, Levi, got his hands on this little temptress, he'll be sure to "teach" him how to "behave properly". Let's see if he'll dare swing his little ass seductively again after getting fucked hard to the point of being unable to get out of bed the morning after. (≖‿≖)