Masukᝨℍℰ newsroom was not as noisy as it usually was that morning. No one had the time to talk or gist about their roving the previous day, about politics, fashion, family or their job. However, it was still a mad room.
The reporters were all busy putting their reports in order before they would submit them to me. I gave them an ultimatum for all their reports to be on my desk before 9:20 AM. Most of them were head bent over pieces of paper inking vigorously, some others crowded the limited typists placating with whispers and lobbying to add their news reports to the days bulletin, while a few others where in the editing room merging their voice overs with rushes.
The morning news was usually aired by 10:00AM, although a good number of the reporters had arrived the office late because the company's coastal bus that brought them to the office broke down along the road that morning because of a bad spark plug. The driver had already received heavy tongue-lashing from Sir. Lamido for not taking the proper precautions a professional driver working for a media house as big as PTV was expected to do. The reporters were fully aware that the tongue-lashing the poor driver had received from the Head of Station would be nothing compared to what the crazy lusty old man would say or do to them, should I report any of them to him for being incompetent of doing their job.
Sir. Lamido was as tough as old boots when it comes to official duty. He believed he was never found wanting handling his job as the station's head, therefore, all these young journos must be up and doing, else, he'd fire them before the blink of an eye, parting them with words like: ' There are a thousand job seeking graduate seriously hungry to become a journo and all you do is make a mess of it. You've been served!' He'd push an envelope containing a sack letter before the staff and give an icy fuck off look.
One of the reporters dashed into My office with his report. 'Good morning Fred.' He placed his report before me.
'Good morning Mr. Nelson. ' I scanned through the paper. ' Twaddle! Absolute Twaddle!'
'Sir?'
'Stop giving me that face, Mr. Nelson, you and I know that this is paid news.'
'Fred, Fred. You too smart.' He said with a fickle smile.
I did not rise to the bait of his flatter. I hesitated. I wanted him to elaborate, so I leaned back on my chair and watched him with with my head bent sideways. Without a smile.
'Hum...' he put his lips in his mouth and stared around.' See, boss. This news, must try... No. Please I need you to help me make sure it gets on air. You know it's the deputy governor where talking about here o. Abeg?'
I laughed. I rolled my chair closer to my desk and started typing an article I was going to send to The Vanguard newspaper the next week. 'How much did they pay?' I asked, pretending to show some interest.
'Fifty-k.'
'Fifty-k? For this news? And you stoop so low to collect such chicken change, hope you didn't tell them you're a journalist with PTV?'
'No o! Fifty-K ke? You know I was just trying to be sure if you're on my side. Boss. Fred Oloye! Na one-fifty dem pay. Nothing more, nothing less.'
' Wow.' I continued typing with my face glued to my laptop's screen, ' Nice one. And Sir Lamido is aware right?'
'Aba, Fred. Stop all this womanic behavior now. Sir Lamido doesn't need to know.'
'If this news should be broadcasted, even a creche kid would know it was paid for. This is not news for Christ sake! This is a documentary. The Deputy Governor showing off his asset to everyone, claiming his not an embezzler, he is a decent man, yada-yada-yada and he pays the press to make the announcement for him. Mtchwww. Mr. Nelson please leave my face.'
Nelson still stood there sucking his lips until a cleaner came in to inform me that Sir Lamido wants to see me in his office.
Sir Lamido was cladded in a fine gray suit with a deep blue tie. He leaned against the wall close to his window staring outside through the plastic thin louvre with his hands in his pocket.
' I'm here sir.' I said, after entering with two quick knocks at his door.
Sir Lamido didn't look in my direction, he wasn't looking at anything in particular outside either.
'We've been served.' he said, raising his chin in the direction of two letters on his desk. He walked to his desk to resume his seat.
' I don't understand this sir?' I said. I picked up one of the termination letters, the one addressed to me and read.
Bamidele F. Johnson,
This letter is to inform you that your employment with PATRIOT TELEVISION has ended with immediate effect.
This decision is not reversible.
You will receive, your full salary for the month of May as at when due and a pay for unused leave.
You are requested to return any of the company's property in your custody within the next three days prior to when this letter is dated.
Sincerely,
Badamusi
Afolayan.' I can't believe this!'
' I didn't see it coming as well.' He took a deep breathe in and exhaled with a whistle, ' He was like a son to me you know? I used to be his favourite uncle. I watched him grow, bought him toys, taught him to drive... But son. I have lived long enough to know that love is like dominoes, you might take all the time in the would to build it, but with just one push... Everything falls, shatters. There's no relationship in this world that cannot break. Ask God and Lucifer if you doubt me.'
Two weeks after I was fired, I received a call from The Manager of DCTV in Abuja, inviting me to come over for a job offer.
After dropping the call, I called Nike immediately. I knew it was her doing and she confirmed it. She was married to the son of Akintola Adesina, Tariq.
Adesina was a very prominent and influential member of the People's Progressive Party (PPP). A good friend of his and member of the party, Sylvanus Idahor owns DCTV.
Nike must have told Tariq about me because she wants me to get a new job as badly as I needed it as well. From the tone of the Manager's voice, I could foretell that I was only going to be used as a pure puppet journalist, a PPJ, me? A muppet. God forbid. Besides one doesn't want to be caught in-between them.
There are only two political parties in this country; ADC, the ruling party and PPP. The hundreds of others are mere jara.
Over the years the two parties have been so dominant. The most powerful men in the country run them. I see no difference between them even though they were big rivals. They had nests on each other's trees.
Tariq and Nike paid me a visit later that evening. They tried to talk me into taking the job, that I still had the chance to. I told them that I'd rather not be a journalist at all than become one PPJ who takes dictations from people that should be reported. What is the essence of journalism for Christ sake?
Reporters would kill themselves over news beats like the government house, House of Assembly trying to get themselves where the money is at. I'm not saying I'm better but the job is trash. Only a few. Very few, still practice journalism and observes it's ethics.
What should we expect when someone like Nelson who had studied political science in school is out there being a reporter for the biggest television station in our country.
Our problem too long abeg.
'Mr. Afolayan, I really appreciate your efforts. Sincerely, I do. I'm sorry for doing all this. A got to stand up for something you know. This is it.' He shook my hands energetically and gave a respectful nod.
The last time I had a face to face discussion with him was at their wedding. Well, I did all the talking that day. It was more like a threat anyway, I told him if he ever pinches my sister and a ball of tear roll down from those her beautiful eyes, I was going to single handedly give a blood eagle execution.
I had never taken him seriously untill now. That gesture of respect. It automatically change my perception of him.
I thought he was always looking forward to to pleasing me with all his good gestures. He wasn't. I have been judging the fine man for the sins of his father.
Nike gave me a passionate hug as they rose to leave.
'Tariq.' I called with an intention to apologise. Rather, it was a 'thank you for everything' that got out of my mouth. He nodded gracefully again with his arm over her shoulder as they leave.
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I have known Okemute for a very long time now, he had never cared about my job. He doesn't like serious jobs or official affairs. After our service year from the NYSC, unlike me and every other one of our colleagues who panicked about what's next? What does life have for us? How do we get a job to start a life of our own. He showed no interest in making anything out for himself. And I never even bothered to ask him what he wanted to do with his life. Until about four months later, he called to inform me that he was now working in the creeks, eating oil money. There was no ounce of shame in his voice when he told me that he was now a militant. A senior militant.
'Do you know Nosa Junior?' he asked.
' Yeah, Sure. That gee-boy. What about him.'
' I work with him now.'
I was dumbfounded. I didn't know what to say to him for a moment, so I drank the little vodka left in my glass. ' I don't understand you One bullet. I know the guy is stinkingly rich, but guy, I'm not even sure he's making his money just by swindling lovesick white women. There's every possibility that he's into coke business or he might even be a ritualist, not just cybercrime or...'
'Fred!' he called.
'Wetin you dey yarn? No go dey loose guard o, make okpolo wey back woman no jump pass you, you no notice am eh.' He leaned forward, puts his hands on the white plastic table between us and gestured for me to come closer with one of his fingers. ' See, I don't care, how he makes his money. He came all the way to Warri to get to me because of you. Because of what you did that got you fired. He's got a lot of money. And a lot back ups too.'
I could not comprehend what he was driving at, I tried to say something but he quickly shushed me by opening his palm before my face.
' I was supposed to calm you, convince you, talk to you patiently about these things but I know you brother... I'd simply hit the nail on the head.' He paused. 'We want to wipe out the government.' He said, whispering, ' This government. Those that got you fired. All of them. ADC, PPP whatever, all their members. Those old cargoes. We'd sink them.'
I known for responding with a smile or laughter that I would somehow try to stifle in situations like this. But I didn't even think about it. I sat before him like a statue gazing at his eyes. There was terror in it. ' Okemute?'
'Yes?'
I readjusted. Leaned against my chair. ' Are you serious?'
'Hell yeah.'
I smiled. That smile. Everything around us seemed to have changed, it was as if both of us were the only ones present there, at the center of the world. As if we were God and his son, planning to destroy this world of sinners. I could not comprehend the abstractions in my head. We were not talking. So I decided to start drinking my Smirnoff vodka non-stop. He ordered for more beer and he drank too staring at me. Waiting patiently for my response.
' You think it's going to be a confraternity war?' I said. I was getting tipsy already. ' What are you thinking. You and that sick L.J or whatever he calls himself. You think you are J.J Rawlings? What would you do? Arrange for a political, civilian junta or something? This is not the twentieth century bro.'
' Are you done talking? Can't be less predictable for once? With all the time you took. That's what you could come up with? Listen. I want you to think about what I have said, it is possible my friend. Our names could be written in this countries history book for life, not has one General that led a coup to overthrown government and another assassinates him and another becomes head of state and forty years later, the forefathers are still in control. We're just a beautiful car with ugly old wheels that needs to be changed. Violence! War! Would come to play if need be. If it is the only way we can revolutionize this country. We need young blood. Men like us. It's our time brother. They are our Grandpas, they stole our fathers time. They can't steal ours now.'
' Socrates. Once said that the secret of change is to focus all your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new.' I was already drunk. The music playing from the bar was getting louder. They were partying there and I needed to shake off some of the alcohol. I needed to dance.
' Look at you?' he said,' And you'd say you're smart. How old was Socrates when he said that, I guess he was already an aged bitch. We won't fight the old brother. We go silent dem.'
' What does your man want? I mean L.J? What are his intentions? He wants to become the next president?' My words were slurring, nevertheless, I drank the rest of the vodka directly from the bottle.
' The guy is not like that man. He's like me and you. He wants us to work together. To make it rain now. Fred? Remember you were the one that always said that the generation of our parents were cowards. That they were like dogs led by brutes that fed them with grasses, now they think they are grasshoppers. What would the generation coming after us say? If you say that they were cowards then I'd say we are stupid, all of us. Take a look around mehn. Nobody cares about anybody no more. If we don't become lions that eats flesh now, our future generation would end up worse. I won't say that will be on you. But your soul will never rest...'
'Shut up.'
' Your soul will not rest because you had the chance to...'
' I said shut up!' I got up from my seat. I lost balance trying to take a step, I hit the table and the bottles fell.
' Guy, you don manya.' The devil teased with a titter.
' I want to dance. Let's go dance man. Like old times!' I tried as much as I could to walk steadily in a slow motion way. I felt like there were pot holes everywhere, the way I would gently raise my leg up like a parade horse and carefully find a plain sport to step on. Okemute laughed all the way.
The party was lit. An impressive percentage of alcohol had gone out with my sweat, other's I micturated. However I was still high.
The DJ systematically changed the temple of the song from some fast rhythm zanku music to some more calmer afrobeat sound. I was lucky enough to be dancing behind a girl at the time. She rocked me as if we knew each other on a personal level.
She was a thick chic. Curvy. She was one beautiful fair damsel, not as beautiful as my Cynthia though. Despite the sweat, her fragrance reminiscent of vanilla was irresistible, and her curly fully tinted hair felt like a Bichon Frise furs on my neck. She wore a very light vintage jumpsuit and from what I felt as she wined her waist before my groin, she had no panties on.
Our Astaire and Charisse dance soon attracted spectators, other dancers that had retired to their sits watched us with glee. Some even recorded us with their phones. I spotted Okemute recording with a big mischievous smile on his face too.
The girl seemed to have loved the attention we were getting. She made more erotic moves. Nice and slow, nice and slow, we took the dance to another level. Groin to groin, breast to breast and brow to brow. She twisted the soft tenderness of her body on me with some fetish ballerina girl moves. I played along also, until she gave me a long deep kiss at the end. Everyone applauded.
She walked away elegantly with her behind shaking like jellies at every step she took to meet some of her cliques at a corner of the bar.
I went to sit beside Okemute on one of the tall wooden stools before the bar.
' The enchanter!' He hailed as if I had won an award, showing me the video he recorded.
' I want to go home bro.' I attempted to stand up but he held me back.
'James with the shawty o! Mhen, you're trending on insta o. Omo, Cynthia Okonkwo's blog don post the shit mhen. You don blow!'
' Cynthia what?' I rubbed my face with my hands before staring at the video playing on his phone.
' Man, you guys nailed this shit mhen!'
I had started whimpering already. She posted it everywhere. She was making sure that I know she knew.
I need to die. Now!
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GLOSSARY
abeg: please.
Jara: a little addition to the already existing quantity.our problem too long: our problem is too big.blood eagle: an execution method thought to be used by Vikings in which the ribs are oped from the back and lungs pulled out and arranged to resemble a wing.gee-boy: internet fraudster
yarn: say
wetin you dey yarn: what are you saying.okpolo: toadNEXT CHAPTER: 'POWER' coming soon.
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