All Chapters of Confessions Of An Exorcist: Chapter 1 - Chapter 10

Hello there, My name is Mason Woods I’m an Exorcist. Truthfully I wish I wasn’t but heck I am. It’s one of those times in life where we don’t get to choose what we want to be.  Some study medicine for years but end up delivering. Some people die and remain dead, but in my case I died and was brought back. I know what you’re thinking. Fuck!  Yes, dead. Everything from that shitty moment when your heart stops beating, your body grows cold and they put you in a fucking freezer with a stupid tag on your toe waiting for loved ones to come claim your dead body- sadly for me no one came,  I died with the people I love- heck you could blame me for their deaths.  I should have stayed dead, but you see He had other plans for me and so I was brought back to life against my will.  

It’s so nice to have you here again. Hope you are in good health? So how did you see my resurrection? Wasn’t what you were expecting right? Yeah me too. I was expecting a lot of lightening and thunder but He gave me a weak ass resurrection. Not even a welcome back party. Anyways let’s get on with this, shall we?  "THERE ARE NO SECOND CHANCES INLIFE EXCEPT TO FEEL REMORSE->CARLOS RUIZ ZAFN Thanks to the headache, I remember it now. I felt it again, this time worse than before. I relived the moment. There I was laying on my bed having the same dream over and over and over and over and over and over… I think that’s enough. Oh wait, one more , and over again.

Oh look at that, you've come again. It's so sweet of you. I feel like we are already best friends, I can feel us bonding. You come every week to read my dumb confessions and that's pretty amazing of you. So in the spirit of friendship, I will answer any question you have. And I really hope you stick with me through out my journey.  “Life should not be a journey to the gravewith the intention of arrivingsafely in a pretty and well preserved body, butrather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke,thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming"Wow! What a ride!"-> HUNTER S. THOMPSON  

Chapter Six-> MASON WOODS Hello there! I'm Mason Woods and I'm about to take you back to the past-back to my childhood and my teendom days. Don't hate me for some of the things I did, my hormones are craaaazy Being a teenager is an amazing time ahard time. It's when you make your bestfriends- I have girls who will never leave myheart and I still talk to. You get the best andthe worst as a teen. You have the best friendshipsand the worst heart breaks-> SOPHIA BUSH 03-November-2006 "How many times have I told you to stop fighting in

THIS CHAPTER IS DEDICATED TO THE LATE CHADWICK BOSEMAN. Father men like Chadwick Boseman deserve resurrection. Ever since Chadwick Boseman stepped into the spotlight he has been an inspiration to the world. The way he lived his life is something worth emulating. He kept on touching lives. He kept on inspiring the world, lighting up the dark in people's hearts, Father through his movies he kept our depressed hearts at Bay. May You help his family find peace in his absenceMay he find solace in Your domain.Royalty returns to God. REST IN POWER, KING. YOUR LEGACY WILL LIVE IN YOUR STEAD, FOREVER.  Well, hello there. Came to read another tale? It's been confirmed I'm a monster that killed the people that loved him. Yes I killed them, yet they still love me. I guess I'm not cursed after all. Or maybe I am because who would still love me. I guess I'm ju