All Chapters of 50 One Shots: Chapter 1 - Chapter 10

"Jessie Andrews?" I looked up when I heard my name called and half-heartedly replied, "here." My homeroom teacher nodded and shamelessly ogled my breasts for a few seconds before looking back down at the attendance sheet.I rolled my eyes and put my head back down on my desk. Do these dumb men really think I don't notice when they salivate over me?I know what you're thinking, and yes I suppose I should be offended but I'm honestly used to it. I've had 34 G sized tits since the 8th grade, and yes I have been dealing with ogling pigs ever since then. I mean it's enough to deal with all the annoying boys in my grade trying to get in my pants, but I have to deal with teachers too...When I first got these puppies I was ki

"Ruben, do you still wanna watch this or look for something else?" I looked down to see the 4 year old fast asleep on my shoulder."Alright little man time for bed," I whispered, shutting off the television and scooping him up in my arms. I tip toed to his room so not to wake him, and gently tucked him into his bed, closing the bedroom when I saw he never stirred.I blew out my blonde bangs and perched my hands on my hips. I was supposed to be babysitting Ruben for another 2 hours but now I had nothing to do.I wandered about the halls for a bit, staring at some photographs of the Johnson's. They were a really hot couple that just moved into my neighborhood. This is only my second time in their home.

I checked my watch for the 10th time in half an hour. 20 more minutes left of this delinquent babysitting, also known as detention. I gritted my teeth at the fact that I always seemed to be the guy burdened with this demeaning responsibility.Yes I was not the most popular teacher in this god forsaken high school, and not the most outgoing one either. But what do people expect from a guy who has to teach AP Government to a bunch of kids who can't even tell me the names of 5 past presidents. To top it off I have to go home to a wife who's known around the neighborhood for having loud sex every other day with the gardener, and a kid who dislikes me even more than my students.A loud giggle erupted from the class and I dragged my gaze from my boring newspaper article to Yuna Chen, again. T

Last thing on this damned list...condoms.I walked over a few aisles and smirked at the giant wall of condoms. I might be needing most of these, I thought to myself, throwing box after box into my shopping cart.I'm Miss Lillie, mother of two beautiful twin daughters Heidi and Holly, and certified milf. Everything they had, I had more of, that's just how it is.I'm hosting a big family reunion, that's been going on for over a week now. Basically, that meant all my redneck relatives came crawling from all different parts of the South just to have sex with each other all day. My home smelled like a damn brothel with all the fucking going on.I chuckled and shook my head, throwing more condo

"Mmm fuck me. fuck me," I screamed, clutching on to the neck of the dark haired beast mercilessly pounding into me. I was just about to come when I jolted awake, a hot and sweaty mess.Wet dream. Again.I looked over at my alarm clock. 5:57 AM. I had 20 minutes until I had to get up to get ready for work but no way would I be able to fall asleep, especially after that wild dream. Lately I've been having the same kind of dream. Me having ridiculously amazing sex with a faceless, dark haired stranger. God knows it's not one of those lame assholes I've fucked lately.I tiptoed past my roomate Amanda's closed door into the bathroom where I splashed some cold water on my face to cool myself down. I leaned on the vanity and