All Chapters of My University Days (Era of a Playboy): Chapter 1 - Chapter 9

My name is Oluwadamilare Oluwaferanmi, my friends call me Funky. Reason why they call me this I do not know. All I know is that at particular period in time, the name Funky became popular than even my name so, I have no choice than to start answering to this alien name which I have been given.I can be told many lies but being told  that I am no where near being handsome would be a blatant lie I will totally disagree with. Though, I am not tall, my face is the beautiful flower everyone want to gaze upon. Being handsome was the compliment that stopped being a compliment for me. It became an ordinary word that began to sound like every other word. I will neither appreciate their kind words or gesture about me being handsome, I just want everyone to stop calling me that.It was my first day in the University and it should not surprise you if my enthusiasm for the lecture was very great and of course, I was very excited.I had woke

How I met Kemi was quite very funny. We just resumed a new session and Benita and I had been having some issues. She is this type of girl who doesn't want me with friends. I mean, even for the fact that we are dating does not mean I cannot hug other girls on campus. I mean, literally, I am not an imbecile who wouldn't pee unless he is permitted to. Asin, no be say becos we dey do dating-dating, I no fit make friends with anyone again. I mean, if we dating, I can still visit other people right? Yes! And this is where Benita got it wrong and me I no get time and as you can see, I have japa! I needed a new bae wey go dey reason me well. So I message Japheth my partner in crime. "How far bobo, your guy don gentle o, Benita don enter recycling bin. Any girl for your boy?""I no get o. but this one bae dey my contact list her name na Kemi. Na my department she dey. I be wan do her before but she no dey gree give me eye. Make I throw you?"

"Would you mind if we become friends? I'd love to have your number." Asin, who am I not to give you my number. Don't you know you are like the manner God sent from heaven? I quickly stretched my hand to input my whatsApp number on her phone. I mean, we guys can be so so cheap ehnnn. She walked away promising to call me. It was not long to that time when I dashed home like how fast Usain bolt can be and started spying on my phone like a vigilante guarding a street. When this bea go call na? call me na.At exactly 7pm my phone, asin she don call o. my heart begin dey dance like say my mind be the DJ. I reached out my hand to pick the call and I saw it was kemi. Oh, why this girl call me na? hmmm...but, I fit just do this girl commot eye o. asin I will just delete her face, imagine say na another face. She kukuma get kekpus na abi, shebi she get sharper wey fit sharpen my pencil. Na in the night the package go make sense well well. Asin na in the night e go sweet make

It is 4weeks in a new session and there has been no one to rub my back for me when it aches, no one to cuddle with me when there is cold… I knew I should have treated Kemi better. But, I didn't want a relationship with her naw. All I wanted was to have fun filled times nothing more, nothing less. Since it has become very boring, I think its high time I called my friend to let us hangout at "heaven's palace". Heaven's palace was a bar I rarely go. But the way I have been living, has become boring. I need a spice, a treat, a hangout, something to pass away time, something to kill the boredom. So I dialed Japheth's number to lets hang out at heaven's palace. We got to heaven's palace at around 8pm. While we sat at a darkened corner. The bartender noticed us as we came in the bar and attended to us. She left her stand and walked directly to us. "What would you guys like to have? Wow. It's even a girl. Her tallness is fitted like the iroko

Just like a flash, I am a finalist. When did I started, I mean I still remember going to my first lecture like it was yesterday.When I was in 100level, I used to believe before I get to 400l, I would be tall with beards and muscular physique but here I am still skinny, short, baby faced. No one would even believe I am 24 years if I told them. But I learnt a lesson though; do everything you got to do at the right time.This life is short and time waits for no one. The University is just a typical example of this. 4years is almost gone like it never happened. Even though I had not been stable with a girl, and which can be linked to my short comings, I never took my academics with levity hands. My cgpa is 4.39 and I am still hoping my project grade will top it from second class UPPER to FIRST CLASS if a have a B grade and above.But what is a life after university? Why has education been rendered useless? I mean, a person ca