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Observant and yellow and porous is he?

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If nonentical nonsense be something you wish?

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Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish?

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Ready?

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Sponge-Bob Square-Pants

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I am currently watching an episode of my favorite show, SpongeBob. Don't judge me, ok, I still love the cartoon. After waking up today with a splitting headache, everything that happened yesterday came back to me.

"Carlos". I sigh. Great, now I've got another thing on my plate. I head to the bathroom to brush my teeth, and look at myself in the mirror. All I see is a girl that had everything she loved taken away from her. With my now red and droopy eyes, I finish brushing, enter the kitchen opening the fridge, to find what to eat. I find nothing. I need to go grocery shopping.

I order pizza, after some minutes, it arrives and I trudge back to my room to binge watch SpongeBob. It's Sunday so I don't anywhere to be. I don't know how many episodes I watch but I swear it's a lot. I hear my tummy rumble and I groan standing and stretching myself. I take a shower, put on some clothes, and make-up.

I don't want to look like I came out of scary movie 3

Then I enter my car driving to the supermarket. On arriving, I head inside, then grab a cart and head over to the grocery aisle.

"Bread, milk, orange juice, strawberries, syrup, eggs" I move around finding each of them "check, check, check, check, check,check" I say putting it in the cart. Now all that's left is pancakes, cheese and bacon. I roll the cart over to where I think I saw them.

"Aha! There you are" I say moving forward to grab the cheese and bacon.

"For someone who doesn't like me, you sure like being around me" a voice says and I can already hear the smirk in it.

I pretend not to hear the person, still moving ahead, hoping he'll go away. They said, forget your problems and they'll go away, right?

"Wow! Never knew you could actually be speechless. Everytime I see you, you're always talking. You talk way too much for a girl" he says falling into step with me.

Wrong! I guess if your problems are egoistic, annoying, self-absorbed guys, they don't go away, they keep on coming till you hit them. Hmm. . . Hit them.

I stop and sigh. "Why are you here?" I say looking at him. He's wearing white pants with a shirt and a light green sweater vest on top, and a black and white converse.

He actually looks kinda hot. Did I just think that? Yuck!

"Done checking me out yet?" My eyes meet his and he smirks. I blush a little, but cover it up with a glare, "dream on, Danvers. I wouldn't check you out if you were an item on the shelf"

"That was a pretty lame comeback" he says frowning at me

"You're pretty lame" I retort and he laughs.

"I knew you always found me attractive" he smirks. I roll my eyes

"Cocky much?" I continue to my destination. "Why are you even here? I thought rich kids don't do grocery shopping?"

He scoffs and murmurs, "Tell that to Mitchell. My reputation is on the line just by being in here" he adds pouting.

I roll my eyes, "Typical. And here I thought you were gonna say something useful for once." I shake my head, "If your reputation is on the line by being here, mine is by standing next to you. Adios," I grab the cheese and bacon, tossing them into the cart, walking away.

But of course he follows me like a bee to honey, a very annoying bee to be honest. I don't argue, just walk on. There's silence but it's comfortable, not awkward, and I don't feel the urge to hit him yet. We turn to where the pancakes are, and I pick a few.

I turn to him, "Although the company was very boring, and unasked for, th-"

He places his finger on my mouth shutting me up. "Shh. You hear that?" He asks

"Mmhmmhmuumhmuhhum" I mumble

"What?" He looks confused. I gesture with my eyes to his finger on my lips. He gets that hint but still ignores me. I do the only thing I could think of, I lick it.

"What the hell, lucy? Gross!" He exclaims removing the finger. I glare at him.

"Gross? GROSS? I GESTURED FOR YOU TO GET YOUR STUPID FINGER OFF MY LIPS, AND YOU FUCKING DID NOTHING!" I yell, agitated. "I should be the one saying gross, I don't even want to imagine where that", I point at his finger "has been". I shudder, thinking about it. Oh man, I need to brush right now.

"It's not my fault, you decided to lick my finger. And it's not where but who" he smirks.

"Eww, gross dude. That's digusti-"

"Look out!" Someone yelled. We both turned and a shopping cart was heading towards us, fast with a girl in it and a boy pushing it.

"What the h-"

I didn't get to finish, because the next thing I knew, I was on the floor on top of Cole, with a cart over us, and two people laughing.

"Fuck!" I groaned

"Shit!" He moaned

I was pressed so close to him with his hand snaked across my waist, that I could feel his heartbeat. Weird, and strange too. It sounds like a drum being beat on repeatedly.

I push the cart off and stand up. Cole still lays on the ground. I raise a brow at him, and he grins. I will deal with him later but first. . . I turn to the people that almost maimed me, glaring.

"What the hell!" I finish my earlier statement. "Are you guys insane? Someone could have gotten hurt? I could have gotten hurt" I exclaim.

Let's face it, I don't give a shit about Cole. He probably knows too anyway. He's a big boy, he can take care of himself.

"Psshh. You wouldn't have sustained a bruise"  the red haired boy remarked

"And you know this how?" I ask exasperated. He opens his mouth to say something, but a lady huffing as though she ran to get here, stops him.

"Alright, you too" she bends, hands on her knees heaving, "what did I say about riding carts in the-"

"It was Rhett's idea" the brunette girl said

"It was Daisy's idea" the red head said

They both said simultaneously, pointing at each other. I watched as they argued back and forth with each other, then they got physical, shoving and smacking.

"Hey! Hey! Cut it out you two" Cole says with a stern voice. They both stop instantly and the lady gives him a grateful smile.

Wow! Talk about dominance.

"Why on earth did you think, this was a great idea?" He asks, his expression stoic

They mumbled things like, "We never get to have fun", and, "it's none of your business". I think it was the brunette that muttered the last one. Cole glares at her but said nothing. She glared too. I could feel the tension rising between them both.

I clear my throat to get their attention. The lady give me an apologetic smile, "I'm so sorry about these two, they can be a handful sometimes" she says and I return the smile albeit forced.

Well, I see that clearly. Where the fuck was she when they decided to hop on and ride to wonderland, which included me being smothered by a cart. Fuck! This isn't really my day.

She looks young and she's actually pretty with her makeup. Its simple, and natural, not whatever Natasha does on her face. With her brown hair tucked into a bun, and her while attire down to her shoes, which are vans by the way, you'll see she prepared for any damage, these terrible twos would cause.

Smart!

"Well, yeah, no problem, I gotta go, bye" I grab the pancakes that fell off and put them in the cart, hightailing out of there.

"Bye, lucy. See you soon" Cole yells

"Yeah, whatever! Wouldn't count on it though" I yell back.

Once I pay for my stuff, I grab my bags and head to my car. The doors are open, so I just put my stuff at the back. I search for my keys, but don't find it. I pat myself everywhere, still no key.

Then I realized, it must still be inside, with them.

"Shit!"