Lahat ng Kabanata ng Poisonous Lips [Nigerian Vibe]: Kabanata 1 - Kabanata 10

It was around 6am in the morning and the alarm was already screaming. I gave it a smack more than once just that it would stop, but it kept shouting and yelling, exercising it's impatient to get me out of bed. I reluctantly opened my eyes and stared at the ceiling for like a minute. Changed my position to the other side of the room and looked at Shade, she was still snoring and lost in the wonder world.Shade has been my friend from childhood and till now, we are still friends, in fact she is a friend turned sister. Everybody knows her with me and I love her endlessly, or used to love her endlessly. We both applied for "Jamb" to study in the same University as it appeared we were not ready to be separated in any way. Fortunately, our plan worked and yes, we are both students of Obafemi Awolowo University and are both studying Micro Biology.I hurriedly woke her up and reminded her we ought to be in the lecture room for MC

It was going  to 10(Ten) in the late hour of the night and Shade is still not back yet. What could she be eating or enjoying that she haven't done before? Why is she acting all baby about this? I said to myself as I was walking one corner to another corner in the room. It's exactly 10pm and I have no other choice than to put a call through."Hello, am still with Josh and we are having fun, sleep first, I will be home soon" –she said whispering and immediately, hung up on me.This girl is funny sha. You went out with someone you don't know all because he asked for your number. So, because he asked for your number you kept shitting in your panties and acting all mad and crazy. How dumb is that. Yes, the guy is cute but is that enough reason to go haywire?  I lain on my bed as I began to fantasizeIf only the guy had just walked up to me. I know we match with each other. He is so cute and tall. He

Two weeks is almost gone and our lives has been a living hell. We have been dancing from a test to another, to practicals and to presentations. Honestly, without anything regret I say these lecturers are evil. How can all of them be so inconsiderate. How can there be five test in a day. As if that was not enough, there would also be practicals from Monday to Friday 4pm till 7pm. Haba!Dele and I haven't had time to talk since we exchanged contact or since I had collected his contact. I just happened to see him around flying like a plane with no wings. I think he is okay to be seen with. maybe it's not such a bad idea to try a relationship with him after all. But Joshua, Joshua is more cute than him Sha.Finally, our tests was concluded. The next test would be towards the end of the semester or, any other time these devils feel like conducting them again whichever way, I know I am free for the moment. Shade jumped and landed on her

It was the evening of the following day when Shade decided to pay Joshua a visit.The cloudy evening had just usher in a heavy outpouring as if the sky and earth were at war.  While Shade decided to visit Joshua after the lecture was over with, I came home to eat some real food and get some sound sleep after a stressful day.I changed from the heavily soaked cloth which had been hanging around my neck into a more comfortable singlet which revealed everything that can shoot from my body.I stepped into the kitchen and began to cook spaghetti, which was my favourite meal for both of us.  I poured some water into the pot and placed it on fire to get boiled for some minute."But who is more handsome between Dele and Joshua?"  – my mind began to sink into the rivers of thought."Am I even asking this question? Of course, Joshua looks more handsome." 

It was getting late and the night was cold enough for me to start freezing. I felt as the cold hand grasped my stomach and I started squeezing hard. Dele noticed how cold shiver ran down in my spine. He gave me his jacket and decided to walk me home."Oh! What a gentle man." - I thought"This is how all men should treat their love and thank God my dele had proven to be the perfect gentle man. Even a blind man would see our love smoke evaporating into the sky in a smoky stain. The sacrifice that God himself will not reject. Who is lucky now huh? Shade is your Joshua as caring as this?" - I kept thinking as I fell my head on his shoulder and he held me more closer by my waist.The more further we go, the more silent it became."What's it by your time?" -I asked"It's 10:30pm" - he answered"10? What 10?" - I asked again surprisingly"Yeah.